how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

(via slenderwoman-is-awkward)

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moriartyismybabyostrich:

desirethepositive:

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner

I read that as “a really angry coffin shop” and I was really confused

(via kingslxnding)

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What an utterly disappointing end. 

What an utterly disappointing end. 

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i’ve lost track of how many times i rewatched orange is the new black

i need season 3 asap

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#orange is the new black #mine
huuuuughdancy:

[x]

huuuuughdancy:

[x]

(via jenkotsu)

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justanotherfangirlsquee:

Type? What do you mean I have a type?

(via drlecterme)

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elricbrother:

My sexual orientation is straight

to the computer when I wake up

(via andwewillwipeawaytheplasma)

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shinyhawlucha:

X
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whispersthed:

all rights to original owner

whispersthed:

all rights to original owner

timehwimeh:

image

*deep man’s voice* aoba

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Have a sleeping transparent Ren~
Have a sleeping transparent Ren~
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taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started

(via tomkinsandtemple)

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sonlco:

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

10/10 would ride it into battle

sonlco:

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

10/10 would ride it into battle

(via scotfin)

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